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Second worst phone sex of my life
At the dispatch center I work at, we have a nuisance caller "fishbowl guy"
He calls in on one of our 10-digit non emergency lines, blocks his number and is probably using some kind of VoIP app on a burner phone, so real pain in the ass to try to trace.
He hangs up if a male dispatcher answers, so I've never gotten to hear him myself.
But if a female answers, he goes into some long convoluted story about cleaning his fishbowl and accidentally swallowing his fish and how he can feel it swimming around in his stomach
And it's a fetish thing for him, he's jerking off while he's doing it.
I hate that guy.
lol, also, as someone who has eaten a live goldfish on a dare when I was around 13yrs old I can confidently say I did not feel it swimming in my stomach. (Also, I was a dumb 13yr old.)