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I'm more curious why it's Cat->dogs->another Cat->other dogs
The cat further on the right pissed in your shoes
Does that make it more yummy? If so pigeons should the rightmost animal
I hate pigeons and they hate me
You, should eat each other
No I should shit on their heads
I nearly set one on fire before. Turns out they built a nest in our chimney, bastard wasn't too happy at a fire being lit below.
Whatever they consider a nest. Stick on a rock? Best nest they've ever seen.
Yeah, less ammonia taste
I heard that branch of the tree of life taste horrible. Too much ammonia flavor
That's why the cat on the right is more edible - it dropped it's ammonia level by pissing in your boots
Good film imo, but terrible sequels.