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Nature docs (europe.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by DearMoogle@lemmy.today to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't watch nature documentaries, then.

David Attenborough: "This is Snowball, a 4-week-old arctic hare"

[I pause the documentary]

Partner: "Babe, why'd you do that?"

Me: "Just getting some tissues."

Partner: "Why? Look at the cute bunny!"

[Unpause]

David Attenborough: "This is Throat-shredder. She is the leader of her pack of starving arctic wolves."

Partner: "Oh, no."

Me: "Tissue?"

[Grisly killing noises from the TV]