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Anon finds enlightenment (europe.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I also prefer small breasts.

Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner's back and they fit nicely in your hands.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend