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I never understood how to use the nozzle bidets properly. What angle do you shoot from?
Personally, I lean forward and to the left, so that my cheeks spread, and then I take the nozzle into my right hand and hold it as if I was scratching my ass.
Afterwards, I fold two sheets of toilet paper and dry myself off at the surface.
If you have balls, doesn’t the water drip onto your balls? Or down the inside of your legs?
it's a bonus, if the balls got splashback on them or dipped into the water (happens to me quite often unfortunately) they can get a rinse.