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I can’t recall if it was in the Behind the Police miniseries or a more regular Behind the Bastards episode, but there was a breakdown of how even once you’ve completed the police academy, you have to train for a year (IIRC) under a training officer, and if the TO thinks you’re not cut out for the force, you are not permanently hired, and other forces will probably not give you a chance. TOs, by the bye, are typically drawn from officers who have been taken off normal duty due to numerous complaints, like the ones made by people who have been harassed or assaulted by cops.
It’s not just the academy, the whole system selects for bastards.
A year, lol. Most places have you on the street within a month of being hired, and you are placed with something called a field training officer, FTO. Any will laugh you out of the area as a poser if you're trying to infiltrate their social lives to gather intel to use if you use TO. The field training phase lasts for 4 months at most. Cops cycle in and out of the job so fast they would never be able to afford a full year of training.
They also don't use cops who have had tons of complaints. Those get given desk duty. The field trainers are the ones who know how to 'write good,' so they can criticize the reports that the rookies write. The rookies, mind you, are given all the shit cases that the others don't want to work on, allegedly so the rookies can get experience in writing a bunch of different reports.
The bit about other departments not giving you a chance if you're failed from a training phase is mostly true, but remember that the whole 'desperate for new cops' thing means the small places will hire you if you can breathe without wheezing, and sometimes even if you get out of breath walking to the donut store counter.
Remember kids, knowing is half the battle! don't use this info in casual conversation to shmooze a cop you meet at the bar or a party to pick up details on their agency >.> <.<
Interesting. So no more will I advocate for:
“PEB”
(Policing Enables Bastards)
Nor the too distracting “ALL CAB” (“wait but only sith…”)
But the “select” language, seems powerful if can be backed up across many sources