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I'm 45 and I have ~$10k in savings.
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it
I was going to flex on how I had more savings and youth than you but I blinked and it was gone.
If I didn't have Medicaid there would be no savings at all
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie...
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Well I'm a loser
You're not.