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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Griffin later emphasized that once the situation in Mexico had stabilized, American tourists would be welcome to resume murdering with impunity.

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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

"This was supposed to be my vacation, I was so excited for this gun battle, wtf?"

-US tourists maybe