Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

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[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tangentially related. If you have two legs, you have slightly more than the average number of legs people have.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In other words, most people have an above-average number of legs.

[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

🤯

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Also, the average human has less than one testicle