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It's a 30 second clip mate
30 seconds of sound when you're pooping on the toilet at work, is 30 seconds too much sound. Hypothetically speaking.
You sit idly pooping while so much of the housing stock in the US is owned by hedge funds?
I've been next to lads in the stalls where they're dropping bombs and on the phone on the same time. No shame. Barely stopped to grunt. Truly Gods among men.
Pretty much I don't care for random audio, I prefer text articles or comments to get the jist of things. I actually hate noise unless it's for entertainment or another person (well sometimes I don't care for that but polite society and all).
A 30 second video would be a nice short article.