this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

30 seconds of sound when you're pooping on the toilet at work, is 30 seconds too much sound. Hypothetically speaking.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You sit idly pooping while so much of the housing stock in the US is owned by hedge funds?

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've been next to lads in the stalls where they're dropping bombs and on the phone on the same time. No shame. Barely stopped to grunt. Truly Gods among men.