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So you have a heartbeat? Please meet me outside
incels and military have a lot in common!
Incels (like actual incels, not just dudes that hate women having rights) are actually incredibly picky and shallow, that's one of their problems.
You don't know what Incel means, do you?
You can't be picky and shallow while also complaining you're Involuntary celibate.
That's like saying someone who's unemployed complaining they can't find a job because they haven't applied to any.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but that's part of the problem. They complain a lot but refuse to either fix their own baggage that makes them unattractive or refuse to lower their own standards... It's EXACTLY like someone complaining about not finding a job, while not applying.
Yep.
Here's Eliot Rogers, famous incel mass murderer:
The joke about incels is that they'll blow up your phone with red flags, then freak out if they get anywhere near first base.