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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 117 points 6 days ago (6 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I like big data sets, and I cannot lie

[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Her data centers have huge... tracts of land

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool

Oh, come on! "RAM" was right there!

Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago

I actually have a t-shirt with that slogan (minus "sets"). I was an investor in Splunk and the tee was from their presentation during SXSW.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago

I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.

All they know how to do is

  • Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
  • Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
  • Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.

I was so confused until I clicked the context.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

attention IS all you need

[–] Fatal@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's definitely a yo momma joke in there somewhere

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yo momma so fat she ate 1 Trillion parameters for breakfast

Yo momma so fat she got a lot of files to allocate

Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin' world go round.

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption