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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Deuteronomy is originally from the Hebrew Bible. According to Jewish mythology, the book is from the sermons of Moses. Though, it's believed to be much more recent (something like a 1000 years) than the time period where the figure of Moses (or the person(s) he was based on) would have existed. But, even taking Jewish and Christian mythologies at their word, Jesus had nothing to do with that rule. Also, Jesus probably meant for this rule to end for adherents of Christianity.

Mark 7:14-23:
14 Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this.
15 Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.”
17 After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable.
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them?
19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
20 He went on: “What comes out of a person is what defiles them.
21 For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder,
22 adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly.
23 All these evils come from inside and defile a person.”

So, feel free to boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Jesus is A-ok with that.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 17 hours ago

As I understand it, Jewish followers of the Jesus movement were meant to keep the law. However, especially after the death of Jesus, there was a lot of interest in getting gentiles on board and they, at least according to some authors (and apparently this was not a unified position?), the gentiles were not bound by the law (or maybe only by the Noahide law).

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, Jesus probably meant for this rule to end for adherents of Christianity.

I mean, Jesus was Jewish and he wouldn't have called his followers Christians because he hadn't died on a cross yet. He would have called them his Jewish brothers and his followers would have done the same for decades afterwards. He was the leader of a sect of Judaism.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think what he’s referring to is much of the Jewish traditions (by other Christian denominations) are deemed unnecessary because Jesus fulfilled the prophecies and therefore “preparation” for his coming is no longer required.

It’s a little hard to explain but that’s why Christians don’t do any of the dietary restrictions in the old testament.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I understand what he's saying, he's saying that the followers believe something different.

I'm saying none of that matters. It's like being Catholic versus Lutheran, but Jewish vs. other Jewish that thinks Jesus was the Messiah. Still Jewish for at least decades, probably centuries.

They believed that while he was still alive. We know this because he and his disciples celebrated Passover at the last supper and they thought he was the messiah while he was alive.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Deuteronomy is originally from the Hebrew Bible

And further back? Babylonian? There's some Gilgamesh and Atrahasis in the bible, Moses among others...

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would be surprised if they were borrowing ideas from other cultures in the area (and vice versa). The various peoples in Mesopotamia were interacting regularly; so, some back and forth of ideas is to be expected. Though as a law code, Deuteronomy seems like it would be more home grown.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not at all surprised, christianity has assimilated all kinds of religions, usually as evil or demon prince. Some examples: Moloch, Beelzebub.

You can literally look up and search for christianity.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 minutes ago

Sorry, just recognized my typo, I meant to say "I wouldn't be surprised..."., Not sure how I missed that.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Further back than Babylon. We're talking ancient Sumer.

Sorry, much further back than the Cappadocians and you've lost me

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

15 Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.”

Jesus is against the pull out method confirmed.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's been a long time since I read any of the bible, but wasn't there some story in it somewhere where some guy uses that and is immediately killed by god or something? (albiet I think the justification was some sort of tradition obligating him to have a child with a specific person, and his behavior was supposed to be exploiting that without fulfilling his end or something like that).

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Onan was punished because he was trying to fuck over Tamar. Tamar was his brother’s wife, and his brother died. Because women had essentially no rights or property, it was expected that a widow without children would be given to her husbands brother, so he could knock her up and have a son to take care of her. (Levirate marriage)

Onan was trying to screw Tamar out of being able to survive - trying to make it so that he would inherit all of his father Judah’s money. God noticed this, and killed him.

The funny part is the follow up - Judah has another son, but is like “oh shit, this women is cursed. She’s lead to the death of two of my sons, I don’t want to lose the last one.” So he tells her to go hang out with her parents until his son is “ready” - clearly intending to blow her off forever.

So Tamar eventually catches on, realizes that she’s never getting what’s hers, so dresses up like a temple prostitute and goes to the city. Judah comes across her disguised as a prostitute, and she asks for his family crest as payment for their roll in the hay.

After this, she becomes pregnant. The elders of the group bring her before Judah, saying “hey, your daughter in law is a massive removed and is pregnant. We’re going to kill her.” He asks her who knocked her up, she produces the crest.

Judah is then like “oh dang, you got me.” She doesn’t get killed, she gets her inheritance, and is possibly an ancestor of Jesus.

Really an amazing trickster figure - very reminiscent of Jacob and Esau. The coolest story in the Bible imho - it’s so out of pocket and against the way that women are usually shown in Genesis (in a way that makes me suspect there’s a true story here somewhere). She’s just as clever as Jacob, and clearly more clever than Judah.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Onan, which is why wanking is called onanism. To me it's an odd story because it seems more like a social construct than a divine command. So I wonder if it's been heavily abridged and he died for some other reason that's been left out and they just said God did it because they wanted to reinforce that construct. If God really had a habit of dropping bodies just for spilling their seed, well, let's just say there'd be several thousand reasons why I wouldn't be typing this right now.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Ancient stories are almost always parabolic. If there’s not a lesson to be made, then it’s not preserved. Recording history only for history’s sake a fairly modern value. So you’re absolutely right. Ancient texts, especially scriptures, tend to attribute things to god whenever it’s convenient for the narrative.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That would be Onan, found in Genesis chapter 38.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No idea, but wouldn't be surprised.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, feel free to boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Jesus is A-ok with that.

How did you get that it was alright to boil a young goat in its mother's milk out of that?

Sure, he says you could eat the young goat that has been boiled in its mother's milk.

But nothing saying it's alright to boil the young goat in the first place, which the OP verse clearly states.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 22 hours ago

It's a technicality. Jesus didn't require any of the old law to be followed unless expressly said otherwise. The only two things that were expressly said otherwise was "love God" and "love your neighbor". Therefore, baby goat milk boiling is fine.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Check, check, probably not, check, check, check, check, maybe?, check, check, check and check.