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[–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that Swift is the language of the future!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey hey hey! She married that sports guy with the big dick and wrote a song about it!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's Apple's programming language, kind of intended as a successor to Objective-C.

From what I hear, it's actually decently designed and has quite a few similarities to Rust. Still not sure, how great it is outside of the Apple ecosystem...

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

interesting. thanks for explaining. I am not an apple person in any capacity.