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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Please Microsoft, I beg you. My penis is starting to get sores from all the sex I am having due to being unable to do any work."

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago

and everyone else at the office is complaining.