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submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whatever you want really. that's the fun of shark coochie boards

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I was going to correct you, then realized you were the one who got the name right.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nose candy before sex, smoke the weed at the very end for coming down.
EDIT: Come to think of it, you might want to save at least some of the food for after the weed.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It seems you figured it out at the end, there.