The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.
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Resonated bowls prevent scooby snacks. If it ain't water filtered keep it dirty
Clean your nasty ass bowl and get a pipe screen. They're like 10 cents
No 💗
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Explain, please?
Scooby snacks are the little bits of embers, ash, or charred crumbs that hit the back of your throat when you inhale. Water pipes filter this stuff out.
The commenter is claiming that a dirty pipe (caked with resin from previous sessions) catches some of those particles, which is... a take...
I thought as much... Thank you. Yeah, for the record, I emphatically disagree with that take.
Yeah, too much resin caked up can make it nauseating to smoke out of, aside from being disgusting and smelling bad. And eventually it can start clogging if it isn't cleaned.
Get yourself a jar, fill it with everclear (or isopropyl 91%), soak the thing in it for a few hours, then run some water through it. Repeat if necessary, and scrub it with a pipe brush as needed. Probably only needed once every few months or so, depending on how much you use it.
In between deep cleanings, use paper towels or cotton pads with some alcohol to clean the bowl and mouthpiece before or after each session. No big deal.
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05/05/2026, is this a date?
Is this a date?
If you don’t put your dares in ISO 8601 format, how will the reader know if you mean May fifth, 2026, or the fifth of May, 2026?
Chose your own adventure! 😀
Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
Y'all do breads instead of crackers? Neat
I wouldn't want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.
Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they're even in nearly every supermarket
I lived in America for a year and the nearest real bakery was a 2 hour drive. Food deserts are real.
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There is some bread, it's between the nuggets and the rainbow jelly snakes.
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Ewww who put cheese on my condom board
Appetizer condoms are a new one for me lmao
Could be funnier if the resolution was high enough to actually recognize everything. As it is, for some of these, I can only guess.
I can't tell if the stuff between the yellow cheese and the bacon and chicken nuggets is raisins or coffee beans.
She can fix me
The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks
It will be balanced with appetite suppression from stimulants there.
I remember the last time i did my lines like that. Accidentally railed that pile next to said lines.
I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment
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sour gummy worms.
I don’t see any grapes
Yes, I'm sold!
If the penis shaped thing isn't a date then no
I don't know if the gummy worms or tthe crackpipe confuses me moar
That is for the weed right next to it.
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