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Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party (www.aljazeera.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by JoMiran@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

shakes you vigorously

“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"I'm tired of being a figment of this dickhead's imagination!"