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[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You're supposed to clean your keyboard?

I bought one with lights and it's a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

[โ€“] letsgo@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

How are your pubes getting near your k--

wait, no I don't want the answer to that question.