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[โ€“] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I was once invited to a pool party by a girl back when I was a freshman at college. When I got there they were baptizing people.

There was free food though so I stuck around.

[โ€“] Knightfox@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

Freshmen year of college is all about maximizing the amount of free stuff you can get, especially food.