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[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Socks make excellent dipstick wipers, then once well impregnated with oil, they're good for lubing bike chains

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And once they’re 51% oil, they’re self-lubricating cum socks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

And when they are so full of dried cum that you can't bend them any more, they make excellent roof shingles

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Omg.. I remember fixing my bike chain in the freezing winter. Would have been perfect.