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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just buy a Super Soaker at that point and bend over.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Might actually be an improvement. One issue with the portable and handheld bidets are that they scatter water in all directions. It would be preferable if the stream was targeted to where it really counts instead.