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3 lies and 1 truth ahhh (europe.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by ooli2@lemm.ee to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.