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finally something worse then curl | sh (europe.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You may as well just completely replace your package manager with this one simple script.

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import sys

exec(TrustedAgent.request(f"Write a Python statement to install {sys.argv[1]}, make no mistakes"))

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also "Please don't reformat my hard drive"

[–] doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago

"Try to keep out the worst malware'd packages"

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, you could do away with package managers altogether... Just always include "use standard library components only" in every prompt.

Added bonus, your program will be very secure because it would very rarely be affected by any publicly known CVEs.

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly... in a world where code is written by AI and not humans, most frameworks SHOULD go away. They were designed to make a task easier for humans not for a machine. AI should not write "react on node using vue"