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I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.
the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"
the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.
TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn't get worse...
Chowder's delightful! That said I wouldn't eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.
I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.
they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn't eat.