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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"

the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn't get worse...

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Chowder's delightful! That said I wouldn't eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.

they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn't eat.