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ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

May they consistently forget to take them off when they piss

[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was genuinely my first thought.

I know people who unknowingly peed on an electric fence. Not fun.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most electric fences send shocks in pulses, and not a constant stream.

[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yep.

Still hurts like hell though

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Can I interest you in a super-soaker?