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I never understood why religious weirdos are so worried about what I do with my dick. It's like dick is constantly on their mind. A spectre. Haunting them. They can put on all the eye shadow they want, but people's dicks are still on their mind. No matter how many times going through airport security pat downs, there's just an itch that cannot be scratched. Now they need to pray to God again because they got caught tapping their feet in the airport washroom. Again..