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JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] idntknow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly. Vance says whatever he thinks will make him more popular. Always has, always will.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Like I'm not moving the goalposts here, but JD believing what he's saying is irrelevant. He's using coded language that is well understood in Christian circles. https://streamable.com/2yj2tj (Link valid until 41 hours after this post. Download and share plz)

My real point, as someone raised in those circles, is that you should really fucking believe them when they tell you who they are.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they're also talking with a lot of people in Israel who really believe in that language too. Texas ain't sending red heifers to Israel for beef.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

texas ain’t sending red heifers to Israel for beef.

I'm almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there's kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.

Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

3rd temple

boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic....

and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he's dumber than a box of rocks.

thanks for the deets

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

So let's say there was a huge crater there... That would stop this madness, right? /s