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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (europe.pub)

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[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This little heartfelt, wholesome back and forth between you two was exactly the medicine that I needed to calm my nerves after I unintentionally started what seems to have become the shitstorm of the ages over at linux@lemmy.ml . May all the spiders of the universe have mercy on my soul.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you’d like more wholesomeness and spiders, check out Travis McEnery’s The Spiders in Your House series. He goes really in depth on tons of spider science, all about common (and uncommon) house spider species! Both wholesome and informative stuff!

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wow! You've just disrupted my sleep for a few months to come and I am grateful! :D