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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 157 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.

I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, everyone else will develop acute glaucoma for some reason.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing cute about glaucoma, buddy

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I had the wildest dream where my entire class had to repeat senior year because Covid somehow invalidated our credits. Even though I graduated in 2019...

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[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just toss on a dress and go commando. No need to remove the shoes.

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:

  1. Do you know you’re naked?
  2. Do you want to be naked?

Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 weeks ago

No, yes.

Any further questions?

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

[–] chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

Jeez. I know that's a mind fuck.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂

My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

If your doc thinks that, change doc.

In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thed4rknss@bolha.forum 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So that's why they called ron jeremy the hedgehog.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 14 points 2 weeks ago

see also: shortness, roundness, hairiness

[–] python@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] python@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right, it oughta be at least 90°C to be nice and comfy

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[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Paragraph breaks, my homie

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

that partial nudity is often sexier than total nudity

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.

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Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.

I think that was a Gallagher bit?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

As a dude, I feel way more uncomfortable in just a t-shirt and nothing else than I feel fully naked.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think I would like that feeling.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked

[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

The shoes stay on during sex.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

[off topic?]

The difference between naked and nude is that nude just means you aren't wearing clothes, but naked implies that there's a plan involved.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Optimally hight heels (including the case all genders).

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Naked except for my socks and sandals.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I see this in some character costume designs that show some (not all) skin. Once in a while, they’re barefoot, and the effect is just a free spirit vibe. But, if they have very bare legs, a big thick pair of sneakers or boots draws attention to the legs, making them look more exposed.

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