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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I know it's a joke but isn't it "dead or alive until observed"?

Hearing a meow would count as an observation.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shut up

SpoilerYou are of course right

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

My exact thought about my exact though

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The car is a qualified observer

Edit: vroom vrooom

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My exact thought

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don'tmeowback dontmeowbackdontmeowbackdontmeow

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This reminds me that puppets are a legitimate art form. Just look at THE EMOTION! XD

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fun fact: while mainstream quantum mechanics says the cat's superposition collapses when it observes the vial of poison, many worlds theory says the cat stays in superposition, and so do you once you open the box. In fact, the entire universe is a waveform in superposition.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sometimes it's very difficult to believe that they're not just making it all up based on nothing while SUPER high.

This is one of those times 😄

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's more like they're taking an overly literal interpretation of highly abstracted and complex math. Some physicists want the universe to be mysterious and strange, but that holds them back from seeing the deeper mysteries and strangeness because they get stuck on their pet interpretation.

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're saying we're all just energy. So the ancient masters were right!

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We're all just waves of probability.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf, one can assert that observation is an entanglement with the observed wave function without needing different universes.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

If Christopher Columbus had died of a stroke before he lead his expedition to the Americas, all of modern history would have been at least a little different. Most people alive today would not exist in the same form. Our parents wouldn't have boinked at the same time they did, the same sperm would not have fertilised those eggs, we would all be different people.

There is some quantum probability that Columbus would have had a stroke. Not a high one, but it's perfectly possible, through quantum tunneling if nothing else. Thus, the earth's waveform is in superposition between that version of history and this one. You don't have to call that a different universe, but the authors of the many worlds theory do.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean that meow could have just been air escaping from folds in the dead cat's skin. 🤷‍♂️

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Metric or imperial?

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The voice acted version is even better (youtube short warning)

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love that I knew who it was before I clicked. Gianni is mad talented

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Schrödinger wanted to demonstrate exactly this with his thought experiment: that a complex organism (like a cat) in a superposition is absurd.