"Oh, shit! You're WAY shorter than I expected" -actual conversation with another remote coworker when we met in person
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
352 points (99.2% liked)
Funny
14314 readers
1217 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
My remote coworkers are never the height I expect them to be.
I'm glad it's not just me! Somehow video calls make everyone the same height, but I'm taller than average so inevitably I will get a shock at how short people are when we meet in person.
I nearly said that to a Veep for us. Allllmooost a foot-in-mouth moment that I'm so good at. Teams meetings has taught me that all sense of scale relating to people is completely out the window.
The amount of brutally obvious "beauty app" filters people put on teams pictures and whatnot....it's the 2020 version of Glamour Shots in the US. Like dude/dudette/whatever, you look SO much better no matter what you think without digital fucking plumped lips or exaggerated fake chin lines and only-exists-in-1st-gen-terminators-smooth skin.
Love yourself people.
I may have used such a feature myself, but that was more to mask my stubble from a week without shaving.
the fun is when they are in a group huddle chat and haven't recognised you...
There's no way it's a coincidence that that guy looks like fucking Bill Gates.
I was one of very few working from home at my job long before the pandemic, while most stayed at the office. The company kept expanding at the time. My memory for faces is poor, and not much can be glimpsed from minuscule userpics anyway, while mine was rather recognizable. This led to repeated situations of me coming to the office and getting cheerful greetings of “Hey Pus!” from people of whose identity I had no idea.