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Clits can be over 10cm.
Had a gf with that once.
Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.
Ah, the scientific name for the good ol' T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).
Clitoromegaly
How can this be true if it's not a category on PornHub?
That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.
Really isn't. I'm not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it's awesome. Doesn't hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.
don't look at hyenas
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Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Yeah. Because they eat out!
Remembering that there are asexual women who never get off really restored my confidence.
Because... they... eat out? At a restaurant? For a nice time?
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I've definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me
That's a real Chad move
What's not to love?
Girls? Good Dick? Good
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This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse
Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.
Hurtful
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I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women
oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions
WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
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You'd be surprised what some girls pack
Listen, I'd trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
Why would a man not be handling loads of them?
I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the 'kings', but they didn't feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.
Having been told this, it's not as devastating as I thought it'd be
I mean I'm suicidal but I'm sure it has nothing to do with this
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If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!
Clearly hasn't aroused a clit enough, next
TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?
If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren't going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.
What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they'd prefer).
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