Always the ones you most expect.

Wanna guess his political affiliation? 

It's always the ones you most suspect

convicted on sex felonies

Christian sexual ethics

Yeah that tracks.

It's always the people you most suspect.

The Bible doesn’t specifically condemn pedophilia, and in fact seems to endorse it, so I guess he was technically practicing Christian ethics.

https://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/pedophilia.html

Of course he was.

Not a Democrat, atheist, or drag queen?

Aaaaaaand another one.

I'm running out of room guys.

Religion is clearly the best grift.

If he were a Catholic priest he'd have the entire international power of the RCC protecting him. Dude picked the wrong church.

He is an expert in his field

I feel like this is a “why are you so focused on this topic” sort of question and answer

So all of these abrahamic religious types really just looooove diddling kids, eh? Fucking hell.

😂 let me guess... Another conservative weirdo protecting kids in his own unique way?

a Christian ethic of marriage and sexuality

Big "sex for me but not for thee" vibes.

Ergo, Christian sexual ethics is criminal.

In psychology we call that reaction formation.

So ... when can we expect the announcement of his cabinet position?

These people can't even follow societal ethics, let alone the dogma they set. Yet people will continue to swallow thought patterns whole for the freedom to not think.

so much for sexual ethics.

In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.

Plenty of Orange Shit Stain copy cats. This sick bastard is arrested and yet the big POS is busy murdering people and destroying the world economy.

That's not going to be good for his book sales

Mr Tarwater should become Mr Tarfeather.