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    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Best reply.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Paul never met Jesus, he was a stan who wrote fanfic after his death.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus' mom, has got it goin' on.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

~~Mary's husband~~ Joseph doesn't know that Mary and me

Do it on my camel every Sunday

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and ~~Mary's husband~~ Joseph doesn't know

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took me a minute, but then the melody clicked and I saw Ben Affleck in my head at a high school graduation party (hint hint) singing this song.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Tis a bit clunky because I don't know Mary's husband's name (if he had one? If there was a he? Idk I'm not religious), so the extra syllables throws it off a bit.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Joseph.

Joseph doesn't know that Mary and me

Do it on my camel every Sunday

She tells him she's in temple but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Jospeh doesn't know

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

If I may, I would suggest the form "Joey" to match "Scotty".

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Paul never met Jesus and was opposed to him when he was alive. Paul only became a Christian once he was able to twist the religion to suit his own values. Poisonous values that Jesus hated.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have tremendous respect for Raquel Welch's son

When he was 10 years old his mom was the biggest sex symbol on the planet.

He managed to live a quasi-normal life and wasn't crucified once.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I misread that as Rachel Weisz and was like "yeah, that checks out".

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought the whole "virgin" thing was an interpretation of the original Greek or Aramaic for "maid", as in a young women of child rearing age.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No. They believe she never had sex. Jesus needs to be an only child and conceived by god or he's not special enough.

The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn't fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For all we know Joe was ace and was glad to have found a way to stop his parents' nagging

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Or gay. We don't actually know that much about Joseph except that he handled a lot of wood.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In Geoff Ryman's novel "Him," both Mary and Joseph are ace. They reproduce via some kind of turkey baster method. And Jesus is a trans man.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Joseph and Mary. The original lavender marriage.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Jesus needs to be an only child and conceived by god or he's not special enough.

I seem to recall that back then, there were a lot of myths about virgin births. So even that lie wasn't particularly special, in the grand scheme of things.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn’t fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.

According to Christian mythology Jesus has several brothers and sisters from Mary and Joseph. So no miracle there. One just has to wonder if they waited until after Jesus was born to start fucking.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt Jesus top of head?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Catholics don't believe that. I'm not sure who even does.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

She's devine

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What Christians don't want you to know is that Virgin just mean early-teens back in the day, and Mary was too Virginal. Hence the scandal. Someone sid that kid, no one wanted to admit it, so everyone agreed that it must have been a miracle.