As an incredibly intolerant to lactose individual, I am willing to go through "shock" therapy to cure the affliction. Ladies please DM for an invite. Thank you, and god bless.
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
Insert image of smithers cowering from two strippers
Here you go
Does she do her own writing? I hope it's all her.
I believe a huge part is from her pen. She might have some creative staff and advisors, but her own flavour of humour is pretty unique, so I think q lot of her work is 100% Cunk.
Nope. The charecter is the work of Charlie Brooker. Diane Morgan has provided material but the charecter was created and she was cast to fit the idea.
Today I learned that, thanks.
she started with Barry Shitpeas.
Barry Shitpeas is also a charecter written by Charlie Beooker for his various 'Wipe' shows. He was played by Al Campbell who was the director of most of them.
She's part of the team and absolutely funny in her own right. There's some interviews and Q&A vids on youtube.
Whenever I see whatever said by Cunk I can't breathe properly for a moment. I just love these absurdities
actually lactose intolerance is mostly intolerant to cow milk.
Goat, human, sheep, horse, camel. Plenty of animals give us milk with less lactose than cows.
Cows seek revenge on humans through biological warfare.
Wait is that left at london the musician?? If so I had a date with her once while I was living in Seattle lol
She left out "milkers". Perhaps she didn't want to sound threatening.
Common Cunk W.
This was written before big naturals really took off as an extremely funny joke
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