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[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"...proud to announce that my hobby, my obbsession and belief in Crypto Markets and tools Blockchain gives us...

Wait, hold up, what the actual fuck is any of that even supposed to mean?! Dude's over here having some weird ass orgiastic, quasi religious experience over whatever the hell that's supposed to be along with his whole "Leveraged Gains blah Real World Asset Tokenization gerfuckty woo" spiel, whereas I, upon attempting to read it, spent most of the time tying to figure out which of us was having a stroke...

You may be tempted to believe there's something of substance to be gleaned from the pic in OP as most - if not all - of the words in it appear to have definitions and everything, but I assure you, there is nothing there.

I disagree. There is something there... Delusion

[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

It's BlackRock. They don't care about your character. It's their identity.