the forbidden candy 
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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Just let enjoy one thing.
There's ocean cables on the other side of the planet too
Imagine the pressure
Pushing down on me.
pushing down on you.
Its so warm down there
Maybe they just have a very short mile, like, the US mile is remarkably short for a mile at only 1.61 kilometres, so maybe shark candy guy is using some other mile that's even shorter.
WTF!? A gram is standardized, it's always the same everywhere. That joke doesn't make any sense.
a candy mile is 2.3 inches
maybe your sharks aren't as fancy as our statesian sharks.
What candy is this?
"internet"
it's a licorice twist type thing. licorice string? you can peel off the individual strands. they're tasty. depends on your locale i'd think what they're called. not the good licorice unfortunately (by texture) but here it has the better licorice flavors (when you're getting outside licorice itself)
Also, don't sleep on Jolly Rancher Ropes.
Like literally?
and figuratively.