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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 134 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 98 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I swear to God, go fuck yourself

[–] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

We love and care about you in this troublesome time.

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 134 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 48 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Why is everyone butt naked?

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s because he was a very religious man

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago

he was a classical era rule 34 artist

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago

They didn't know about furries yet

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Where can I get cursed like that?

Craigslist

[–] stankcheez@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fetlife probably a little more reliable

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.

If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.

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[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And if you do confuse them…

“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?

Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

Meh, looks like he's probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use "naughty" I guess?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 29 points 2 months ago

This was porn in the days before photography

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to work with some swingers.

I asked them about the lifestyle.

"You have a lot of sex, but it's not necessarily with people you'd be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you're the other side of that equation."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"She carries a terrible curse."

"That's bad."

[OP image]

"That's good!"

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well you'll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So you're saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?

I don't know what to do with this information.

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I'd learn about from an hour long youtube video.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?

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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Boii, she thickkk

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

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