this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
307 points (91.2% liked)

memes

16637 readers
2453 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Tenthrow@lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website
307
A doctor and a deaf man (feddit.org)
submitted 4 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/memes@lemmy.world
28 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 87 points 4 months ago (4 children)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

that or insurance companies

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 4 points 4 months ago

Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what ?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's deaf

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what ?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🙌👏👊🫰🤌👈🫵

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”

[–] cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

👌👍🙏

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Depends. Is his name Luigi?

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.

please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine's Day... unless they're into that.

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I've had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.

Thanks you for your work

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Who doesn't want a gift of an apple or a rose?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 4 months ago

ha

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 4 months ago

So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. 💕

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's the deaf man's profession?

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 11 points 4 months ago

He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He's a deaf leopard.

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You don't get it. The other guy name is Doctor.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Who?

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world -5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.

[–] genfood@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I luled

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, you're wrong.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.