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Sure it's not just their replacement heads that escaped?
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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Horrific, but still more lifelike than the real Zuck.
Do we need a robot guillotine for those or will a regular one do?
if i saw that IRL i would be laughing.
My religion states that I have to destroy them if I see them.
No, no, thats so ridiculous, why does Kojima always do this absurd over the top nonsense?
Oh whats that?
This is actual reality?
... Oh.
Maybe that Kojima guy was actually onto something.
One, that's nightmare fuel. Two, more weird art like this please.
They need to be fucking.
Or 69'ing.
They can refuel each other by docking or something. It'll be like that robot thats constantly sweeping the oil into itself and when it stops, it dies.
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Only one response to that:
I actually did destroy the family furbies this way.
We got them, thought they were fun for a bit... but they wouldn't ever shut up.
We put them in a drawer, and they'd just rattle and groan, in the middle of the damn night.
So one day I took em, put em in the middle of the road, covered them in kerosene, lit em up.
... with a safety lighter, of course.
I remember their protestations as they burned.
Goddamn demon toys.
Never got punished for it, couple months later somebody just asked 'whatever happened to those damn fur toy things?'
'oh, i dunno, i thought you took em away or something'
'... whatever, just glad those are gone, christ, they would not stop yammering'.
Or delete Facebook
If I see anything with Zuckerberg's face, I am bailing, "human", robot, dog, whatever
I find him very disturbing on a fundamental level, I can't tell you why but he's scary to me, I would not touch it under any circumstances
Makes me think of the dog at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
cuz the dude is robot, and that's the uncanny valley you're feeling.
That or he'sa sleezey creepy billionaire.
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If I see anything with those morons head, I will kick them so hard.
> Posts the only video on IG
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Wow. I hate it. Fuck this guy.
You're supposed to hate it.
It talks of how art once influenced you, and now its algorithms.
If you take the time to actually read the article/watch the video, the dogs are constantly taking pictures in styles of their person, and shit them out onto the floor lol.
Public urinal on legs?
Each of he robots poops out AI art in the style of whoever's head it is. No surprise the artist is famous for NFTs.
im all for art and stuff, even make some now and then, but i literally hate these things. it would take all my willpower not to stomp those things on site. sick of seeing them. cheers and be well.
I think that's the reaction the artist intended: revulsion.
Don't know about you but for me it'd be less revulsion and more just an outlet for my unyielding hatred.
That works, too!
Now throw the current human snidely whiplash relics in the museum as well.
Absolute nightmare fuel.
Me if I saw one IRL
dude I want to punt these things so fuckin hard im actually jealous im not their right now.
I do not condone the abuse of animals, but I will make an exception with this. Time to put some mutts to sleep via percussive maintenance.
My dog hates dogs. I would turn her loose on one of these shitboxes
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