politics

Her official business, Paula White Ministries, has told its followers that it can “assign an angel” to those who pay the ministry $1,000. The angel will allegedly “give you long life” and “be an enemy to your enemies,”

Yeah but then it becomes a bidding war. What if someone else already paid for a divine hit against you? God loves everyone but loves cash even more.

Of course these scam goblins love Trump.

Ah, another arrogant individual who presumes to know the mind of God.

I loathe televangelists. They are nothing like the Christ they claim to serve.

The more money you have, the closer you are to god? That's mammon worship. Shameless shills for people who already have more than their fair share.

The language she uses is why I despise the evangelical movement. It deigns us powerful and that leads to abuse of that power and supercilious arrogance that you are forever justified. No wonder the western christian church thinks their defecation smells of roses.

How is it that this administration has made me a fan of the fucking Pope??

Then God is a traitor, a racist, and a pedophile.

FTFY

“Because one thing I said, ‘I’ll never do politics,'” she said. “But when it came down to it, it wasn’t about doing politics. It was about ~~an assignment.~~ grifting feeble-minded suckers."

I'd like to know which one of the writers of The Boys has an actual working crystal futuretelling sphere. I have some questions about a lottery.

Here's some real Christianity for you:

Christ said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Slime balls through the centuries have tried to weasel their way past this simple truth with convoluted and ahistoric readings of Christ's words. But at the end of the day, the historical Jesus was a poor person. He hung out with other poor people. His friends were beggars, lepers, prostitutes, and social outcasts of all sorts. He lived like a poor person. He spoke like a poor person. He lived with other poor people. If you wanted to join his club, the first thing you had to do was give away all your wealth. He said rich people don't go to Heaven, and he meant it.

There is no such thing as a moral billionaire. There are no billionaires in paradise. Trump and his cabinet are a carnival of the Damned. I do not claim to know what level of wealth damns a person. But by the time you've hoarded enough wealth for a thousand lifetimes, you're certainly past that point. There are no billionaires in paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.

Fuck your god!

Bring back the concept of «Heresy». Because this is it.

Well, yeah... Did everyone not see that image he posted?

Oh, shoot, sorry... This is the one Iran posted in response to his post. Just freeze it at the first frame, everyone. Let's be adult about this.

maralago face is real

Isnt this the plot line of the latest series of The Boys?

From her perspective it actually makes sense.

God = The thing I make up stories about so that people give me money.
Trump = God

Pretty logical once you understand that these people don't believe in anything but making money.

The fact that people think Trump has a soul is alarming. His existence alone should disprove god.

Who cares what this charlatan thinks? Prosperity gospel is blasphemous and evil.

Yes.

So people grasp this maybe more tangibly:

Between 25% to 35% of the US population is Y'all Qaeda.

They're completely delusional, psychotic religious extremists, who literally believe that they speak and act with the authority of God, and thus cannot be wrong.

You'd think at some point his base would start thinking he was the antichrist but no

Her standards for an all-powerful, all-knowing god are pretty low. Or to quote Hulk, "puny god".

Oh. Dear. Fuck.

I've often heard Americans say that one of their greatest strengths is how bipolar they are (with a more positive spin). Well now we're seeing the insane side in control of everything.

saying no to Donald Trump is the same thing as saying no to the Christian god.

The right thing to do, because each has a documented history of being an utterly despicable despotic cunt?

The divine right of …….. the president of the USA?!?!?! Please. The entire world is waiting for one of 1) him to die 2) the midterms 3) the Supreme Court to strike down his stupid tarrifs 4) another US-style coup.

“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”

• Paula White Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office

Funny, I had dinner with God just last week and He said this girl was an idiot.

Saying no to tRump is like saying no to drinking diarrhea.

Enjoy drinking his diarrhea.

As in, "you can say it but he'll never hear it"

It is wild that this season of The Boys was filmed months before this.

Tell me you're gonna burn in Hell if it exists without telling me you're going to burn in Hell if it exists.

She's nothing more than a Mammonite that has mutilated her face.