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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago

The bison are more American than him and his family. Of course he'd try to evict them.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Of course he had to wait until Ted Turner died..... .

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"They're eating the Buffalo! They're eating the Bisons!"

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"They're bringing bugs, they're bringing poop, they're grazing. And some, I assume, are very tasty.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

When they say deported, does that imply that a different state would take them?

If not, what a dejecting step in conservation by a state that pretends to be a pristine place for wildlife tourism

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago

"Not The Onion"

...By this point, you could tell me he was genetically engineering Americans into crab people and I wouldn't even bother to check the source.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Does... does he think the word is immoogrants?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because they need the lands for fracking, or more cows.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You get more milk out of the cow if you force 78 thousand cubic metres of chemical mud under 400 atmospheres of pressure up it's arse.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That poor spherical cow doesn't stand a chance

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That should get prices down!!

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

or golf courses

[–] newton@feddit.online 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The bisons. will be killed

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Going straight back to the 1890s

Mountain of bison skulls

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what MAGAts wanted, right?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Naw 1890s was after the civil war, they want to go back further.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This image always makes me so sad.

[–] newton@feddit.online 2 points 1 day ago

Everything to please his friends millionaires

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 11 points 2 days ago

Outrageous! I was expecting them to be flown to a cruel feed lot in some central american country.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In Australia we just deport the unwanted Bisons to Nauru.

Then the charity should arm themselves and threaten anyone who tries to remove them. Worked for the Bundy clan, and they weren't even legally contracted to graze.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stop
Eating
Beef!

As much as I loved me some burgers, sirloin tips and churrasco, the cost just isn't worth it.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just going meat free once a week can be great for your health, wallet and the environment!

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And let's not forget, its also great for the source of the meat.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

But the cow in the commercial says it wants to be eaten.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"...and eat bison instead!"

Calm down, Ted Turner. \s


Edit: welp. That's a bit too calm, Ted!

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, my understanding is that Ted Turner basically saved the bison from extinction by deciding to maintain a herd, just so he can serve them up at his restaurant.

The motivations are what they are, but the outcome is definitely positive.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Some of the most common large animals in the world are only so because they're livestock. Otherwise, they might've been extinct by now (compare cows and aurochs, for example). Between that and funding wildlife conservation through hunting and fishing license revenue, having, let's say, "fraught" motivations like that is not unusual at all.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
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