Rag owned by billionaire jerks off billionaires.
In other news, the sky was blue today, and surprisingly, water is still wet.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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Wait wait wait wait. IS water wet? Or is wet the result of water? Isn't that like saying that light is the sun?
Oh, we're getting off track.
KILL THE BILLIONAIRES!!!
water wets.
Then why do i whet my whistle, huh?! Game, check, bingo
as in whetstone? do you need a sharper whistle?
the only statue of some rich fuck like bozo that should exist, if if their physical bodies are inside the cast when the liquid metal pours into it. it's more of a tomb then a statue
Imagine someone telling you that they were published in the WSJ, and this is what they show you.
Opinion piece or not, how pathetic.
Paywall bullshit. Is the title ironic or is the article a shameless praise of billionaires?
You're not missing much, it's a pretty pathetic paragraph suggesting that we should lick billionaire boots because Amazon delivery is fast.
Here's what I got with some element zapping in ublock:
Billionaires Rock
Kyle Smith
We ought to build statues of them, not chase them from state to state.
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Just slobbing all over those boots.
That's bait.