this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Does it have a bottle deposit system because I wanna give it back

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 9 points 1 day ago

disguise them in grumpy commit messages like a professional

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yeah cause it's obvious the only two options are repress everything or whine all the time. Considering space for nuance, contextual cues on what's more appropriate and other people's needs at the moment are all traitorous half-measures and have no excusable place in civilized society. WE'RE NOT ANIMALS

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We're not animals

We're plants or possibly fungi? 🤔

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

I don't agree with that. It's a result of capitalism rather than that of human nature.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guess it takes a shit post to learn biology

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sponges are animals. Phylum Porifera, m8.

would you love me if i were a sponge

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I could live with sponge tbh.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sure, why not.

i make music and then let the music whine for me

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WE’RE NOT ANIMALS

Uhhhhh........yeah we are.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I mean if I don't get my coffee i can be p rude

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're not only animals, we're not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Couldn't agree more.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hell yeah comrade

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like piece of shit teenage me. I hate who I used to be.

i still hate who i am, i just hate who i used to be, too