Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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I make a dime, boss makes a buck
That's why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck
Gotta Shit on company time.
Boss makes 10k I make a dime, this is why I shit on company time
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Brilliant
Look at OP with his fancy union. In Amurica we have freedom and a raight to work
I’m an American union worker. I have trained my body to need to shit at 6:15 AM, daily. My workday starts at 6.
Same. When I get busy and hold it until lunch I feel like i betray every worker who had to break the owner's windows in order to get a break at work
Are you employed by the government directly or indirectly? Seems those are the only union jobs left. I've given up on finding one.
Indirectly. I’m IBEW, cannot recommend highly enough.
I'm getting a little too old to pursue becoming an electrician. I have had a number of friends who were electricians and I know how much strength it takes. Thankfully my wife works for a school union so at least she has decent healthcare.
trades usually have unions around where i live, plumbers, electricians etc. i work for a public school district, so government adjacent
Sounds like he's a commie. I'm callin ICE RAIGHT NOW
Breathe and stay calm. Don't head for the bathroom unless you're prairiedogging. You can get through this
liquid doesnt prairiedog.
After years of wfh literally 3 meters from my bathroom, "holding it" seems barbaric.
Even when I worked from home, I never used the bathroom during my breaks. Bathroom time was explicitly during work time
holding that in would be work, though, grueling work
Or you can shit yourself while getting paid. Win-win
im a custodian so i would have to clean it up :(
im a custodian so i would have to clean it up :(
sounds like job security