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[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

If you're openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you're an idiot. People have been and will continue to be imprisoned for this in the US and other countries.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 106 points 2 months ago (12 children)

by "extreme violence" they mean speaking against ICE btw

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fascist governments will always find ways to imprison dissenters, this is just one way they do so -- they've been treating those trying to track ICE agents as if they are "violent extremists"

What's to stop this fascist government from defining criticism against them as violent extremism? Because that is what they are trying to do. That is always what fascists do. Just following laws won't keep us safe. Laws do not align with morality.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're already trying to classify anyone who is against fascism as a terrorist.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I hear ya and I don't disagree.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 25 points 2 months ago

their "domestic terrorism" is mapping ICE and Flock Cameras

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you're openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you're an idiot

You gonna let this loser talk about you like that, Kash?

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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago (13 children)

yes like they can gather all the instance admins around the globe, and then finally get the IP of my exit proxy

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Real talk, that's why even though I'm like double VPN'd I'm not going to say https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY openly. Or that capitalism is inherently evil.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

capitalism is evil

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

me waiting for my FBI agent to stop drinking and come knocking

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I would never bother to report anything on Lemmy to a government agency but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out on public forums sometimes.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, lots of users seem to treat this like oldschool 4chan before they had moderators. Back when you could just casually scroll past everything from CSAM to terrorist beheading videos, because none of it was moderated.

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[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 months ago

Unhinged American fascists can get fucked.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to ban his account, then.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A really effective measure to make him make a new account

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[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I never planned visiting the US until your laws become normal, which won't happen, so what will reporting someone that isn't from the US to the FBI do huh? Jack shit probably.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Remeber the head of the network at my university told me that he once was contacted by someone from a US LEA about how someone with an IP from the student housing had said something threatening about then US president George Bush Jr. and wanted information.

He told them that US law doesn't apply in Norway, and that they had to go through proper channels by the Norwegian police and court system to get that information.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t be friends with someone who is not on the FBI’s list of the enemies of MAGA.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 25 points 2 months ago

Oh no, they're gonna prosecute me for... Um...
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Academically citing their own definition of terrorism as a label for their activities! The horror!

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Wasn't planning to go to the USA anytime soon so I couldn't give less of a fuck

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They think we can vote our way outta this shit, LoL

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

"Being reported to the FBI" used to mean something.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, I’m actively hiring these same people for exciting careers in other countries! Join today!

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

😱 they're going to put me on the same lists twice! 😱

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unlike Santa they arent checking it twice, that way they could say 600 million Americans are on the list!

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[–] charlieBox@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago

Probably works for Reddit

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

conservative@lemmy.today is a real community 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably created by mistake.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

By those criteria, Trump qualifies to be reported to that FBI hotline. There's a non-zero chance that some wise people have indeed reported him.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago

donaldjmusk

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Fascist lives don't matter.

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

So they are reporting people who quote Charlie Kirk/talk bad about the president or ice. Real patriot stuff /s

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who was it so I can block the account and keep posting extremist stuff

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some MAGA who got bullied out from Lemmy lol

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