this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hot damn, look at that RAM!

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

it’s higher than ever bby

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Oh, baby... you're even hotter like this."

[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it acceptable to use thermal paste as lube?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you're ready to get hot

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Thermal paste is fine but keep that liquid metal away from me

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If she really were my girlfriend she would share that RAM with me.

[–] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

DLS-Ass 😎

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Damn baby you open 100 tabs at a time with that thing?

[–] Nziom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you know: data centers are not guarded well

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Follow the Ukrainian Method.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Can I just get her to come over, without makeup, and play video games with me?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

I want someone who says stupid shit that I can’t fuck?

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 9 points 1 month ago

The lonely RAM epidemic

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, sometimes I like to peel off my actual real life girlfriends skin to see what makes her tick.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

A man looking for companionship .... drains the energy of a small nation and is still unable to find love

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wait, i can only get so erect

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Right now guys can't afford either. XD

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Clean Girl trend be like:

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can my AI girlfriend tie me up and peg me while saying nice things to me?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

In a few years, sure.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

I love it when she doesn't wear makeup.