A bat and a rat so we can bring back brat summer
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seagull + raccoon
Mr Steal Your Garbage Can
front: turkey
back: turkey
Pigeon and a Human
This got me 
Imagine it's stupid human butt sticking out of a pigeon front half lmao
OMG YES!
Goose + Scorpion
I don't know what it would be called, but I'd release a pillowcase them into the HVAC system of ICE offices.
Sounds like the most dangerous creature known to man.
Wait imagine a goose hippo
eaglerilla
eaglerilla
Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs
flying animal
a dodo
Pick one
leave dodo alone he's trying his best
Hercules beetle and elephant
That's just a flying rhino
I was imagining there would be no change in size so it would be a very large creature flying by very small wings
Lmao amazing
Favorite bird is a barn owl and favorite land animal is a binturong.
So I guess the barnturong.
Magpie, Giraffe. The hind feet never leave the ground no matter how hard he flaps his wings
I don't remember this one, but I assume the joke is owlbears. But also, owls are terrifying and so are bears, so that one's solid for me!
Owls will fuck you up have you seen their claws?
Magpie and ferret
Peregrine falcon and cheetah for the fastest animal alive
Parakeet and elephant.
A goose and a boa constrictor. If a proper griffon bodyplan is still required, parrot and squirrel.
Ferrets and Parrots! Talking colorful furry quetzalcoatls!
I call them... Fperrets.
kangaroobatross
housefly + blue whale
Disturbing
Goose + opossum
Moth and polar bear to make accidentally leaving a light on into an exciting adventure.
I don't think I could come up with anything better than trash gryphons https://draconym.tumblr.com/post/181951747284
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The world isn't dangerous enough. Dragonfly and poison dart frog.
A particularly dirty owl and a large hog who has recently soiled himself in a very specific fashion. I'm sorry that this is instantly the first thing I thought of, but this place has destroyed my brain.
Real answer: dragon fly and kangaroo mouse if there is anyway to make that work
Much better!
Mouse and hummingbird, assuming it could get the necessary calories. It would be like a little pixie.
Bat-toad can fly, hop, swim.
bat and penguin out of sheer contrarianism
An owl finch and a spiny bush viper. That way I could have tiny ghost-faced dragons flying around in my backyard. The color/pattern of the scales would match the bird part.
Inca Tern and a Tuxedo Cat
Turkey and frog.
kiwi + dog
I just learned that kiwis are the perfect size for cuddling so hopefully their dog half will make them into excellent pets.
Seagull Bear
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